day is long and everything's wasted

I deserve some kind of a prize for today.

So, as you should realize, I live around 40-45 minutes from where I work, in Evansville. I normally leave an hour before my shift starts to make sure that I'm on time - due to traffic, road work, etc.

Today I didn't have to be at work until 4 pm, so I'm like, "score!" right? I took some nyquil at around 11, because I'm feeling sniffly and would really like a good night's sleep. I didn't set my alarm, 'cause, c'mon! I don't have to be there until 4! My mom wakes up and goes, "Don't you have to work today?"

"Yeah, at four," comes my sleepy reply.

"It's after three."

"NO!!!!!!!! NO FUCK NO NO NO NO NO NO. NO." I jump up and it's seriously like, five minutes after fucking 3. So I jump into the shower, dry off, blow dry my hair, get dressed, and leave. I look at my gas and I'm like, fuck, because I'm nearly on empty. SO I get gas on my way there, and I'm like, *in a hurry!* I hurry there, speeding the whole way, taking someone's turn at the 4-way stop, being a big asshole on the road and guess what?

I clocked in one. minute. late.

I'm fucking amazing.

In other news - HEATH LEDGER DIED? What the fuck is this? That's the guy from Brokeback Mountain! He's so pretty! :( How could that happen? Pretty people don't GET to die.