Sunday, December 30, 2007

is it any wonder?

I had a mini break down at Bath and Body Works tonight, and it was not fun. I can't explain it well, but it was horrible. I've got these people all clustered around where the line is supposed to be, and I say, "I need everyone who's in line to move back to the ropes so that we can have a clear walkway through here." What happens? They look at me. And stare. Like I'm a fucking moron.

No, you're a fucking moron. Know why, know why? Because you listen to me, bitch.

I got pretty frazzled and had some lady bitching at me, saying that she had her son stand in line for her. Okay, lady, the line wasn't very long at all. What the fuck is wrong with you? I tried to talk some sense into her and tell her that we're trying to make it as fair as possible for everyone, but we need to keep it orderly.

Frizzy Haired Bitch didn't like that. Frizzy Haired Bitch wants her way, god damn it.

I send her to a cashregister to make her shut the fuck up, and then Amber walks up and is all, "You're taking my place while I take a break." And I'm like, thank fucking god. So I leave and Lindsey (a manager) comes up to me and is like, "Hey, I need to talk to you." And asks me what was happening over at the line and that Carri (my boss) said that I looked a bit distraught.

Yeah, I started crying. Yeah, I'm touchy. The end.

These bitches need to learn that you can't act like an asshole and get away with it. Like yesterday, some lady got this giftset for Christmas and she wanted to exchange it. She was told that she could not get money back, since she didn't have a receipt, and she'd have to get store credit for half of the price, because that was the last sale price.

Cucumber Melon Whore didn't like that. I don't know all of the details, but I was told that it got down to Cucumber Melon Whore hitting my boss in the face with a bottle of lotion.

I hate people. They're stupid. They're insane. And they're fucking rude.

Don't be stupid or insane. Okay? That's your new goal in life.

No, wait. Let's make it a New Years resolution. Don't be stupid, insane, or rude. Especially to people who're working their ass off for seven bucks an hour.

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